Thursday, December 3, 2009

All I want for Christmas...


IS A SUPERBOWL WIN!!!!!!!!!!
{and super 1L grades}
In the spirit of the season, here are some genius mashups of NOLA's favorite topic and traditional Christmas carols.


A little story for ya:

Twas the month before Xmas and no sign of snow.
But New Orleans doesn't care cause the Saints are 11 & 0.
Dickens scored a touchdown, Sharper intercepted a pass
and the WhoDat Nation cheered when Brady was sacked on his a$$.
Sunday the Redskins, to Washington we will go,
and when the Black & Gold get finished we will be 12 & 0!!!



A little Jingle Bells:

11 & 0, 11 & 0, the Saints are on a Roll.
Last night the Boys shut Brady down,
its time for the SuperBowl!
Throw that pass, whoop some a$$, Patriots fell to their knees.
New Orleans is the place I love, Drew Brees for Mayor PLEASE!?!



A little Frosty the Snowman:

Win-ning the trophy was an awfully lofty goal.
With a revived team but failed playoff runs and no experience of a Bowl.
Brees and his Santos were a fairy tale they say,
We all scream GEAUX but inside we know world champs we’ll be one day!

There must have been some voodoo in that old dome which they play
For when they storm onto that field no team stands in their way!
O the Saints of New Orleans are alive as they can be,
As the locals say, they can win today, they’re the best of the NFC.

Who-who-who dat, Who-who-who dat, look at dem Saints go.
Who-who-who dat, Who-who-who dat, off to Miami we go!




And last but not least, a little Jesus, O What a Child of Mine [Mariah Carey]:
{the parts in parenthesis are sung with soul and are in the background}

Breesus, OH Breesus, Breesus, Oh what a Quarterback!
You don't father out of wedlock
Baby, you just make plays that rock.
Hail Marys, Quick fakes and superbowl rings
Are the presents that you bring!
Breesus (OH BREESUS BRESSUS), Breesus (BREESUS!!!, Breesus (AAAAAHHHHH),
Oh What a Quarterback!


I think they should get a move on recording these, at the very least get them on youtube with all the Saints rap accolades. Brilliant work TM, AM, D'R'L, and SS!